The Hottest Girl in the World

This is it. I’m not kidding this time. She is the hottest girl in the world. Perfect aquiline nose. Long, straight blonde hair gracefully falling down to her ass. And don’t get me started on her ass. It’s the firm ass of a dedicated yoga girl. I’d let a hundred thousand African children starve to death for just…

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Sundaze

On Friday night I had the greatest seafood risotto of all time. I bought a bottle of chardonnay on the way home and killed it while watching The Gambler. I woke up without a hangover on Saturday and had bacon, salami, and Manchego for breakfast. My friend invited a bunch of us over to his…

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Monday

I spent the weekend back home on the river, so I’m sunburnt to a fucking crisp. I got back into town late last night and met my friend Seamus at the bar for a couple of drinks. I don’t know if he is dealing with his own issues, or if he has just fully embraced…

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Housewarming Gift

I’ve been waiting for this Craigslist ad for months. Some grad student wanting to sublease her swank one-bedroom apartment. It’s one of the most sought after apartments in the entire city. It could be mine for only $1000 a month — nearly three times what I’ve been paying. If the pictures are any indication, it would be the perfect…

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First Date

It was October 2012, midway through my first semester of law school. I had discovered NoFap in August, and was following the program with surprising success. I lived on campus and went to the gym each morning, so my body composition was improving. I was in a new city with a large population, so I threw…

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The Futility of It All

It’s impossible to get anything done anymore. Wake up at 6. Shit shower shave. (Some people say you should shave before showering; they’re wrong.) Attempt to meditate even though it’s impossible. Throw on a wrinkled button-up and a sport coat. Add a tie into the mix. Re-tie it because it’s too short. Re-re-tie it because…

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The Problem With Porn

I’ve previously written about the downsides of porn as well as the benefits from abstaining. There is a growing body of knowledge suggesting the negative consequences of frequent porn use, but it’s easy to rationalize away. “One time never killed anyone,” you may say. True, you aren’t going to die tomorrow if you watch porn. However, you…

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What I Learned Living Like a King for Six Weeks

I recently returned from a six week tour of Central America. My experiences there, coupled with a bit of reflection, taught me a few things. I have listed these points in no particular order of importance, and I may expound upon individual realizations at a later date. P.S. – If this post reads like brain…

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Game for Introverts: An Introduction

First things first, I want to give credit to Mike from Danger and Play for the inspiration for this post. He has already produced a podcast on this topic over at his blog, which you should check out if you’re interested in learning more. He is running one of the best blogs on the net…

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